My ideal job is a shopping bag hauling, cigarette smoking,
whiskey toasting ne plus ultra ultra tai tai of the new
millenium.
Alternatively:
There are assignments, but there is no need to take on each and
every tom dick harry job. Time to plant some seeds because I'm
getting on in my years. Want a job with ample room to meddle with
growing trends in my sector, allows me to learn and mingle with
cool people, provides me a humble but stable income.
On both counts, little wonder I'm still unemployed and shall
continue to be so. 
