one day, Dracula was killed by a priest.
He went into a room of judgement and reincarnation.
Upon gg thru he's record, God asked him wad he wanted to be
reincarnated to....
God: so... wad u wanna be in ur nxt life?
Dracula: i wanna be smtng with wings, and still able to suck
blood.
*poof*
Dracula turned into a vampire bat... but sadly, he was killed by a
truck.
There, he stand in the room again.
God: so... wad u wanna be in ur nxt life?
Dracula: i wanna be smtng with wings, and still able to suck
blood.
*poof*
Dracula was reincarnated as a mosquito.
He was flying ard n sucking lots of blood until one day, he was
smacked dead.
Again... he was in the room with God.
God: so... wad u wanna be again this time?
Dracula: i still wanna be smtng with wings n able to suck
blood...
*poof*
Dracula turned into a sanitary pad.
