Corntinue the corntagious virus here!

Why did the corn got pregnant?

A: its partner did not use a corndom

Hi bert.

Where is the corn jokes?!

All hidden in the corn-ers of ah buns' mind.

Q: What birth corntrol methods do corns use?

A: Corntraception corndoms and self corntrol.

Q: What's the job of a dishonest corn?

A: Corn-men

Cappy still feeling corny?

Q: What do you call magical corn?

A: Cornjurer.

Q: Who is the most famous corn to ever lived?

A: Akorn.

Q: What did the corn get for winning a beauty pageant?

A: A year's supply of hair cornditioner.

Q: What do cornartists need?

A: Corncept

Cornfidence?

I duno if this counts but..

Q: How do corns greet each other?

A: Corn-nichiwa!

japanese corn!

Q: which punk band made a song about corns?

A: The Clash - Cornplete Corntrol (Complete Control)

check the song out anyway

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