I was walking down the road on that rainy day, near Bt Batok
road. On the left side, there was the Esplanade and on the right
there was AMK Hub. Suddenly, i heard a big bang, and when I looked
around, there were 3 robbers brandishing knives, surrounding me! I
was aghast, but managed to suck in all the detail. There was a
big-sized robber, a medium-sized robber, and an abnormally tiny
robber with a tattoo on his face. However, they were all wearing
balaclavas over their heads, so that image was simply X-rayed using
my supervision.
"Gimme yr money or gimme yr life!" the biggest robber told me. He
rubbed his potbelly on the shortest robber, probably a midget.
There was lice jumping out of his navel. Quick as a whip, I whipped
around like Chuck Norris and Round House Kicked the biggest robber
in his crotch. His testicles bounced up and down as he gasped in
pain and vomited blood, keeling over dead. The medium-sized robber
immediately took action, swinging his knife at me. Using a
quick-reflex upgrade that I had purchased from a seedy tavern in
DOTA, i caught his blow and deflected it, sending the knife
whirling into the air. I delivered a hammer-blow with my iron
maiden firsts to his head, dealing about a hundred damage points in
total. Before he even slumped over I had the last midget in my
hands, squeezing him to death.
In the end, I walked out of the situation unharmed and into
Causeway Point. Suddenly, an Umbrella Corporation Army arrived, and
the leader, Fiona Xie told me that she had seen my kung-fu moves
and she was impressed. She kissed me and told me I was her Prince
Charming and that we would live together happily ever after in
Raccoon City hunting zombies and S.T.A.R.S members. Intrigued by
her visualization of our future together, I promptly accepted her
offer to live with her and was soon whisked away to live happily
ever after.
