Hey.. guess what,
its not like i've not done this before and you guys would probably
remember me for this.. (if not other wierd stuff from me)... one of
my 1st few posts on pagn which had many people demanding for more..
yes.. you got it.. The Playgirl Catalogue Series...
Finally Grandmaster is back to write for all you pathetic deprived
horny souls, The PlayBoy Catalogue Volume 1 !(i think i wrote this
before.. but there are new addition to the new season)
AA Yanie - Miss Universe Champion and Best Female gamer award
winner, dont mess with her, she'd make u look like u never played
CS before. she's smart, she's witty, she's pretty.. and oh yes..
very sexy. (***)
AA michelle - Miss Skinny Bones Champion. Best at Acting Blur (or
being Blur) then anything else. she is skinny, skinny.. and very
skinny. need i say more? if u have a fetish for nice curvasious
bones.. you'd find her hot ! for people who love everglides.
AA S|nful - indian chinese rojak girl.. she's friendly, sociable
and blends in well with the guys and the maids.. not becuz she is
domesticated.. but she looks like a filipino maid. If u had a
fetish in screwing u'r family maid.. here's u'r excuse to fulfill
u'r dreams. (***)
AA [email protected] - Miss Skinny Bones runner-up.. as skinny as she may
be.. she probably owns the best pair or.. err watermelons.. and
requires her own custom made bra cuz there's never the right size
for her in any lingerie shop. only for men who loves abnormally
huge and tasty watermelons *slurp* (***)
AA Prissy - This girl is specially catered for those rare shy guys
who just loves extra body hair. If you're a shy guy, fear not, as
she'd help u make the first move. and oh.. her body hair is
straight and fine type.. not curly and thick. (-*)
AA BabyElite - Miss Universe 3rd place Champion.. a cindy crawford
lookalike.. she has a sexy mole like her american counterpart. dont
worry guys, she shaves the hair off her mole. (btw.. its not at the
same location as Cindy Crawford's)
AA Masaki - Miss Universe 2nd place Champion.. bubbly, friendly.
she has freakish fake blue (or izzit green?) eyes that makes her
look almost gothic, if not for her rather slack dressing. a
relatively plain girl otherwise. that works at E-Games and sponsor
fries for people everyday. she's attached so only for the guys who
wants to be a 3rd party. (***)
Ferret - Camper Award Champion, dont ever be at the wrong place at
the wrong time, she might be there waiting pound you and rape u'r
sexy tool of pleasure. she stands at 175cm tall so not for the
short guys.
Elm Princess aka Mystique - Goddess in her own right, she's one
fleshy looking aunty with young good looks. a pity she's attached
to young Skyline aka God of.. i dunno what.. so you wouldnt want to
mess with her, otherwise he'd banish u into everlasting limbo.
(***)
Elm little^_^ - a young 16yr old ger that looks 12yr old. she's
cute and talkative and so ever full of nonsense.. u'll constantly
see cow sh!t splurting out of her 12yr old mouth. "sister" of God
Skyline (which makes her a goddess too i guess) and wife of
Retrieval (which i guess makes him a god too...)
Elm fiona - not her confirmed nick yet, she's very sweet and pretty
and petit. makes an excellent gf. not very socialble and relatively
quiet. so.. kekeke.. no hope lar u guys.. so ugly oso u all.
(***)
Elm Caecilia - for men who just love to try out foreign blood, wife
of Revenant (sorry she's taken) she's pretty and proportionately
busty. equiped with a fair pair of oranges and short legs. she
makes a wonderful flirt machine. but do not be decieved by her
friendliness. (***)
Elm Jolynn - Just turned 16 yesterday. buddy buddy with goddess (by
relations) little^_^. she's short and sensitive. not much is known
about her so...for those men who want to explore themselves.
AA xuez - Queen of Vulgarities. a Hongkee girl that doesnt behave
like a Hong Konger. She's not as fasionable as the Hong Konger's
and infact.. relatively plain if u ask me. for the males who have a
thing for vulgar plain janes.
Excessive Sheryl - never with a fixed nick, she is an sexy party
animal that just looooooves to make men drool. occasionally acts
innocent. she's friendly and u may not know her, but has been
around the CS scene for about 1 and a half year already. (**)
AA Retrogirl - she doesnt exactly look half retro at all, a very
slack looking girl that doesnt need to dress up to get men oogling
at her... or is it her CS skills they're oogling at?
AA Hanel - Tall Beastly and Monstrous in size. not as tall as
Ferret tho. she's really quite pretty if not for her Monstrous
size. she just has a large body frame (not fat.. i repeat.. not
fat) that makes who look larger than normal petit girls. for men
who are anti-petit. go for Anal...... erm.. i mean Hanel
Had Enough? or still begging for more.... stay tune for PlayBoy
Catalogue Volume 2.
legend: (***) = GM's Highly Recommended. not to be missed, great
looks, great character, great t!ts.
(**) = GM's Recommended.. worth a shot.. no harm trying.
(*) = GM's Recommended.. may differ in different individuals
taste
() = no comments
(-*) = GM's Shortlisted for Damnation. i beg you to give it a
miss.
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AA Lennete - The Gentle Thing of Athena's Advocate, ever so
submissive to others. For those men who just CANT ever be the
dominating sort.. she's an easy target to dominate. She's otherwise
relatively bubbly looking.(for losers like Icy Cyril to feel
dominant) (*)
AA Coven - Rather Tall and slim, Coven doesnt have any problems
with shorter men. so if u'r born short.. like loser Icy Cyril, fret
not, there are girls like coven that exist.
AA demonic - also popularly known by her pet name, Angie. This girl
is in desperate need of a deaf man to listen to all she has to
say.... why? cuz there's never anyone that can tolerate with all
the crap she will say. if u'r not deaf, its okay, ear corks comes
together in this package. (*) <<-- she's cute.
AA Khimmy - nicked name MegaHertz.. well known for her shrieks and
her screams. u never need to worry about oversea calling bills if u
have her as a gf and u'r away. u will alwayz be able to hear her
"sweet melodious" voice. LIFETIME supply of ear corks comes
together in this package... they dont usually last. please change
one everyday or seek medical attention if not helpful.
AA Rejuvenate - also popularly known by her pet name, Julz. An
expert in all Kharma Sutra positions, she has finally attained
black belt in the art of sexuality. if u think u'r up to her match
and would like a challenge or maybe u just want to have a shifu,
Rejuvenate is da gal for you. an easy way to please her would be to
buy erotic novels for her.
12Knights Cold^Soul - formerly of Elm fame, a tomboyish but still
feminin gal that plays CS at FarEastPlaza Matrix occasionally, for
those Gay tendency people .. like Icy Cyril to proof to others
they're not gay. (*)
::stephi:: - Princess of Vulgarities in her own right. very well
known on the internet servers, not only is she a pro in CS, she
plays Quake too. (im not sure what others) i dont know much else
about her. (***)
n9 subprincess - yet another Princess nick girl (u'll see a total
of 4 princess nick gals). This girl studies in Nanyang Polytechnic
and possess huge eyes.. so huge, u probably think she's a scorpio.
her favourite colour is probably black. so if you think u have the
same sense of colour taste.. not only are u gothic but u might make
a wonderful pair!
xtr eureka - attached already apparently. the ah soh of
[email protected] and GameStop2 she makes a great cup noodle chef (she
cant go wrong.. then again.. who can?) and she makes great can
drinks. lucky adrian(her bf) has all the well cooked cup noodles to
eat everyday. (*)
Rinoa - hangs out most with the Icy people, very multi-talented and
amongst her many talents, she has a "hidden talent" to be a really
"sexy" dancer even before being able to go into discos legally.
probably has a great future as a stripper in Las Vegas where she'll
probably earn bombs. for men who like a nice striptease before the
action.. or maybe just want to be her pimp. (-*)<<-- (i am so
mean.. hehahah)
AA sephora - affectionately known as Tammy the Cute Bunny Gal. very
petit and cute, and obviously very intelligent (u can tell by her
posts and her educational background). NOT for the mentally
challenged... like Icy Cyril. (*) <<-- she reminds me of some
giraffe stuff toy i used to drool all over as a toddler.
AA LuvYun - for the more chinkish people who love chinkish faces
(chink = Chinese). equipped with slitty eyes and rectangular
glasses that help emphasize the slittiness (note: NOT slutiness) of
her eyes. a typical olden day american animation of a chinese or a
japanese looking face. (in this case.. more chinese). for the ham
sup tiko guys who dont wanna get caught by their watchful
gf's.
legend: (***) = GM's Favourite "Silent But Deadly" Fart. The Best
Fragrance that is good enough for Aromatherapy.
(**) = GM's LawnMower Fart. Loud and Interesting, worth a
whiff.
(*) = GM's Regular Fart.. smells different for certain people if
they have stuffed nose.
() = no gas.
(-*) = GM's Short Fart. Nobody would notice this one, so dont
bother.
If You Think Thats All.. YOU ARE DEAD WRONG!! i have enough gals
for.. PLAYBOY CS CATALOGUE VOLUME 3 (well.. barely enough.. dont
think i cant write much about them thats why i left them for the
last) i have 12 more girls shortlisted and 5 more girls that i
heard of but know nothing about.
btw.. please Contact S|Nful aka Zoe if u would like to book a
girl.. she's not only the filipino maid but also the mamasan.
[Edited by [Elm] Grandmaster on 04-23-2001 at 02:15 AM]
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