Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel and Arnold Schwarzenegger have all died
and are in Heaven. Each of them hope to occupy the seat next to
God. God asks Vin Diesel why he thinks he should have the seat and
Vin replies, “I believe… I should have the seat because of the
virtuosity in my toughness and pride.” Arnie says, “I believe… that
I should be the one sitting next to you because of all my
achievements." God then turns to Chuck Norris, who replies with, “I
believe… you are sitting in my seat.”
