Large breasts mean a higher IQ in women and drinking coffee shrinks
breasts, according to recent reports. Therefore,
STOMPer Chinese
Scholar concludes: Coffee makes women flat-chested
and dumber to boot.
The STOMPer explains the lead-up to his revelation:
"Photo 1: The local Chinese press, Xin Ming Ri Bao, published a
report on Nov 10 that "large breasts mean better IQ". The
report went on to say that researchers in Chicago made a
survey of 1,200 women and those with larger breasts have a
higher "zhi shang" (IQ).
"The writer, Yap Wei Qiang was trying to debunk the belief
that "large breasts mean small brains".
"Photo 2: Does coffee consumption affect breast size
and intelligence? The website www.sundayjournal.ie carries a
report that " drinking three cups of coffee a day shrinks
women's breasts".
"The Daily Mail also reported that there is a "clear link
between drinking coffee and smaller
breasts".
"This was the conclusion Dr Helena Jernstrom and
her colleagues from Lund University and Malmo University in
Sweden arrived at after research on 269 Swedish volunteers of
average age 29.
"So does drinking coffee lead to smaller breasts and hence a lower
IQ?"
