So how ah? Nxt time here got train, bus, plane car everyhing...
Want? 
let me start....
Take off from George.W.Bush International Airport, flying for 20
hours, approaching Changi Y3, oops....runway indentification error,
MRT track in front, bang on pillar 444Z.5X, port engine failure,
crash landed at BNDEP, all died except me"pilot", walk out of
cockpit, and kenna bang from a Esso fuel truck