Coach Jones
called the young lad in from center field during a Little League
game for a conference.
"See here Larry," said the coach, "you know the
principles of good sportsmanship that the Little League practices.
You also know we don’t tolerate temper tantrums, shouting at the
umpire, or abusive language. Do I make myself clear?"
"Yes, sir," replied Larry.
"Well, then Larry," sighed Coach Jones, "would you
please try to explain it to your mother?"
