The Your-Life-Stories Thread

last SG · 2009-03-17T02:41:08+00:00

I was about 4 or 5, I think. When visiting my granny at the old folk's home. She had bad diabetes and had her leg amputated. So every week, my mum will bring...

Detached SG

Inviting all forumers to share stories of your life - it could be just a snippet of your life or a full-fledged essay; could be all sad and gloomy or funny and silly! Just write!

I was probably four years old then and I still didn't know when's my birthday (I know... how disgraceful), but I'm certain I was a bright kid... I probably couldn't be bothered with birthdays and shit... Comparing to other kids... When I was growing up...

So there was once, I screwed up big time in school (kindergarten). I've got no recollections of what happened, though I suspect I hit another classmate... Mom came home from work and was furious.. Took out the rattan cane and started to whip me like I was some beast.. I cried (Hey, I was only 4 and it hurt )

When the beating finally stopped, mom took my favorite yellow tee with dinosaur print and a pair of jeans from my cupboard and asked me to change. She told me in an angry tone that she's going to sell me to some indian man.. Being prideful, I didn't say a word.. Though in my heart, I was thinking "wah jialek liao this time.. confirm die"..

Fast forward...

Guess what? She took me to my birthday party at Mcdonald's!!!!

Cruel right? Whack liao, scare.. Scare liao... Treat Mcdonald's

Detached SG

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thehappybunny SG

It was in kindergarten as well, I was probably 5 or 6 years old.

I remember my classmate pretending to be Jackie Chan in front of me for some reason I forgot (probably saying something that pissed my female classmate), he thrust his fists forwards without actually hitting me, while making a "haiya, haiya" sound effect.

So I stared at him for a while as his fists flew back and forth, suddenly, and for reasons which escape me to this day, I threw a real punch at his right eye. He stopped, slowly put his hand over the injured eye and started to cry.

I got hell from his dad later that day, but I deserved it.

MooKu SG

Have ah have...

Super embarrassing one.

I was in kindergarten and my classmate kept making fun at me about this boy from one of the senior class, she even went to tell the teacher he was my bf. -___-

We took the same school bus that year, and one day I found myself sitting beside that boy on the bus. Then...

...

I wanted to put my palms on my knees (really!) and ended up accidentally placing one of it on his knee instead.

Omg lar, when I think back about it, I still feel so embarrassed.

MooKu SG

Oh then there was once everyone was leaving the house. For some reason, I was staying behind and was running down the stairs just as the car was pulling out of the car porch.

I slipped and sprained my toe, but there was nobody at home, so I limped my way up to my bedroom and cried myself to sleep with a sprained toe, until my mom came home and woke me up.

Boring leh, I feel like I keep repeating the same stories over and over again.

MooKu SG

How about the time I was playing some bunny game on my computer, got up to adjust the fan and ended up getting it sliced by the fan blade? It was a really deep gash maybe 2mm deep, and my dad just dunked the whole finger into some diluted Dettol while I was screaming my head off.

Daisuke-kun SG

i thought i was the only one who couldn't rmbr my bdae until pri sch

Detached SG

i thought i was the only one who couldn't rmbr my bdae until pri sch

Detached SG

Have ah have...

Super embarrassing one.

I was in kindergarten and my classmate kept making fun at me about this boy from one of the senior class, she even went to tell the teacher he was my bf. -___-

We took the same school bus that year, and one day I found myself sitting beside that boy on the bus. Then...

...

I wanted to put my palms on my knees (really!) and ended up accidentally placing one of it on his knee instead.

Omg lar, when I think back about it, I still feel so embarrassed.

Actually, I've a few kindergarten stories.. But I'm a li'l embarrassed to share..

The preschool I attended hadn't got any air-conditioning.. And every frigging afternoon, they made us sit in a corner.. while the teachers played some games or sang some lame songs with us..

Imagine in a warm and humid afternoon.. with 20+ children all around you.. in a room with poor ventilation and no aircon.. Those faggo.. I mean my dear fellow classmates... they kept farting There was this fat guy with the same Chinese name as me.. and he practically enjoyed breaking wind.. And he just kept going POO POO POO POO every frigging day of my life..

And one day... he let loose a very stinky one... and I barfed

And a girl beside me freaked out and barfed too...

And the guy a few steps beside her barfed....

.....

Damn the fat kid

Midlusionz SG

Lol... Ok i got one to share too.

It happen during my kindergarden days too, i remember it's like some kind of festival or w/e shit it is .. And i tot we were suspose to wear "nice" clothes to school instead of the fugly uniform .. So i happily tell my parents about it.

So on the way to school in my dad's van i was so excited cos u know la when you were young u just love showing off new clothes lawl! So i enter the class... Guess what?! All in uniform except this girl .. The teacher was giggling away and joke that we are like couple and should kiss each other .. And so the lil girl did .. Damn malu la.

The best part, she went to the same primary school as mi, just like a few corridor away only.

/facepalm

MooKu SG

Actually, I've a few kindergarten stories.. But I'm a li'l embarrassed to share..

The preschool I attended hadn't got any air-conditioning.. And every frigging afternoon, they made us sit in a corner.. while the teachers played some games or sang some lame songs with us..

And one day... he let loose a very stinky one... and I barfed

And a girl beside me freaked out and barfed too...

And the guy a few steps beside her barfed....

.....

Damn the fat kid

Eeks!

You made everyone throw up! How gross.

MooKu SG

Lol... Ok i got one to share too.

The best part, she went to the same primary school as mi, just like a few corridor away only.

/facepalm

Tsk tsk, what kind of teacher is that...

How old are you now? Are you still in touch with that girl? Hehehehe.

Detached SG

Eeks!

You made everyone throw up! How gross.

It was the fat boy

MooKu SG

It was the fat boy

Come on, it was you. He was breaking wind but nobody else threw up, until you did.

Midlusionz SG

Tsk tsk, what kind of teacher is that...

How old are you now? Are you still in touch with that girl? Hehehehe.

Now 25 .. And no, no more contact .. Last time in pri sch when i go over her class to borrow textbook she will be the first to lend me lawl

Detached SG

Come on, it was you. He was breaking wind but nobody else threw up, until you did.

It was really stinky and gross..

If I were to see him again......

MooKu SG

Now 25 .. And no, no more contact .. Last time in pri sch when i go over her class to borrow textbook she will be the first to lend me lawl

Awww, it's like there's a special bond already.

Midlusionz SG

Awww, it's like there's a special bond already.

No! Nehber!

MooKu SG

It was really stinky and gross..

If I were to see him again......

Of course it was stinky and gross - it was yesterday's dinner.

Detached SG

Of course it was stinky and gross - it was yesterday's dinner.

Disgusting

Don't make me punish you