A wealthy Israeli Jew, riding in his limousine saw two
Palestinian men along the roadside eating grass. He had his
driver stop and he got out to investigate.
He asked one man, “Why are you eating grass?”
“We don’t have any money for food,” the poor Palestinian man
replied. “We have to eat grass.”
“Well then, you can come with me to my house and I’ll feed you,”
the Israeli Jew said.
“But I have a wife and two kids with me.”
“Bring them along,” the Israeli Jew replied.
To the other poor Palestinian man the Israeli Jew stated, “You
come with us also.”
The second Palestinian man said, “But I also have a wife and
nine kids with me!”
“Bring them all too,” the Israeli Jew answered.
They all got in the limousine.
One of the poor fellows turned to the Jew and said, “Sir, you
are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.”
The Jew replied, “Glad to do it. You’ll love my place– the grass
is almost three feet tall!”