You might like this. It's so hilarious... ..even an Englishman
could not construct sentences using numeric, which is
exclusive only to Malaysians and Singaporeans.
Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7,
8, 9,10.
Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to
1. This is what he came up with.....
1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple
saw me, so I panic and 4 down.
The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I
fell 6 and threw up. So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8
to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab at
him. 10 God he run away.
10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven. Next
day I called my boss and told him I was 6.
He said 5 , tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He
also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down! I don't
understand. I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he
1.