The other thread locked liao try my luck with this one.
I overheard husband and wife paxs quarrelling on the way to
medical appointment. Husband forgot to bring something the wife
asked him to…Wife grumbles: You tell a man something, it goes in
one ear and comes out the other…Husband oso grumbles: You tell a
woman something, it goes in both ear and come out through the
mouth.
Some classics I saw circulating on internet.
Guy in a taxi wanted to speak to the driver so he leaned forward
and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, jumped up in
the air and yanked the wheel over. The car mounted the curb,
demolished a lamppost and came to a stop inches from a shop window.
The startled passenger said “I didn’t mean to frighten you, just
wanted to ask you something.” Taxi driver says “Not your fault Sir.
It’s my first day as a cab driver, I’ve been driving casket for the
past 20 years”.