Horny Passenger

Hokkienkia SG

Thsi morning, fetch a lau chio from CCK to tekka market. Inside the taxi, she shifted herself and sit at the center of the back seat. As a TD, we are taught to move our eyes left to right and right to left every 2 sec and every 5 sec must look at the rear mirror. KNN this lau chio open her leg and can see her hairy abalone. From cck to tekka plus a bit of traffic jam, see until sianz. When she align and I told her the meter fare, she said, " handsome, have you see enough and still wan me to pay you ". She slam the door and walk off and I lan lan stuck thumb, what to do just say suay ah today.

WayneKwek SG

Weird leh, I thought rear mirror is position to see passenger head only. How come can see all the way down there? Maybe you can show her your birdbird to trade off, then collect the fare. haha...TD have very interesting encounters. Not like my office job, sometimes nothing to do at all. Very boring...

JerryJan SG

so funny I just send to 2 of my gfs to read

yr imagination damn power

mancha SG

She can see your eyeball very active, Look straight, check left, check right, check centre, check down.

Hokkienkia SG

so funny I just send to 2 of my gfs to read
yr imagination damn power

Bro, if every gals and woman passenger behave like this lau chio, Taxi Lo jialat liao. My buddy also told me, this woman like to take free ride for a trade off.

Rooney9 SG

lau chio as in how old? 40s or 50s?

Hokkienkia SG

lau chio as in how old? 40s or 50s?

Dare not to ask her, scare kenna knock on my head but from her neck complexion, can tell she is 50.

Rooney9 SG

Dare not to ask her, scare kenna knock on my head but from her neck complexion, can tell she is 50.

wah lau 50s you still wanna look. still can call her lau chio lol.

Hokkienkia SG

wah lau 50s you still wanna look. still can call her lau chio lol.

Bro, without looking at her neck lines, you may thick she is 30. I think this lau chio everyday go facial. Wear tank top, deep cleverage and with two big sport light pointing toward you. BTW, she did not wear bra, can see her pu toh kwa.

Hokkienkia SG

Incident 2

Fetch a mamasan from KTV around 3.30am. Age about 35 to a condo at bukit timah. In my cab, we chit chat and she told me if I have any contact for an electrician. I asked her why she need an electrician and she said her bedside lamp spoil and wanted to replace the bulb. I told her I am expert in fixing bulb and she said she will pay for my service. When reach her place, I went up with her and she lead me to her bedroom and passed me a bulb and I replace it for her while she take a bath. Very classy bedroom with waterbed some more. She came out of her toilet with a tower wrap around her and was happy to see her bedside lamp working. She give me a $100 note and asked me to keep the change and offer me a glass of red wine. I rejected the wine and told her I cannot drink while on the job and she offer me a glass of fresh milk. I drink it and she see me to her door and bid me goodbye. This was one of the best night that I ever had.

Findingluffy SG

wah brother ... next time got this offer .. can call me ?? LoL !!! change one light bulb for $100... i just need to change 3 lightbulbs daily can liao !!

Sgm40 vps SG

knn this hokkienkia a lot of wild tots & imaginations. dun knw true or not?

Maybe incident 3 is a young chiobu sit at the front and offer him blow job while driving her home....

too much sex story book liow huh?

Hokkienkia SG

Incident 3

Pick a couple from orchard tower to tanglin condo. The gal is a pinoy and the guy is a angmo. Once inside the cab, after telling me where they want to go, they hugged and kiss non stop. Saw the man hand slowly unbuckle the pinoy blouse, his hand push up her bra and start to grope her tua pau. At this point, to be honest, lim pei also got distracted and nearly drive my cab toward a lamp post. Distance too short, I think they did not enjoy and when they reach the condo, the angmo align and asked me to send his gal friend to bukit batok. Have a good chat with this pinoy gal, understand the angmo is her boss, both work in a mnc company. Being a taxi driver, life is not so boring, this type of incident will make you awake espesically those driving at night and pick up passenger at entertainment outlet.

Gu7777g SG

I think u watch too much porn.

Vee4317l SG

Hahaa.....tis is all the stories I heard from Taxi uncle B4 I'm a taxi driver , in reality of driving a cab, kana all the taiko pax, may b me salty vege life. heheee.........

Hokkienkia Pls keep to ur imaginations n creative story, true or not I dun bother, but really light up my driving, hope tat I do hv a gd LUCK one coming day. Cheers........

Rooney9 SG

Incident 2

chey I was anticipating action at her condo, anti-climax the ending.

JerryJan SG

chey I was anticipating action at her condo, anti-climax the ending.

yalor i thought he will say her towel drop

bowah SG

knn, hokkien kia, serious abit can or not.

Darkness_hacker99 SG

Not bad~ I like your cool story

bowah SG

I think u watch too much porn.

Can be Porn director, knn, be TD very sayang