Subj:
Revenge On A Cabdriver (S17, S611)
From Scott's Joke Archive on 5/31/97
and From: gattica30 on 9/26/2008
A
successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend
to
gamble.
He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing
left but a
quarter and the second half of his round trip
ticket. If he
could just get to the airport he could get
himself
home.
The
businessman went out to the front of the casino where
there was a
cab waiting. He got in and explained his
situation to
the cabbie. He promised to send the driver
money from
home, he offered him his credit card numbers,
his drivers
license number, his address, etc. but to no
avail.
The cabbie
said (adopt appropriate dialect), "If you don't
have fifteen
dollars, get the hell out of my cab!" The
businessman
was forced to hitchhike to the airport and was
barely in
time to catch his flight.
One year
later the businessman, having worked long and
hard to
regain his financial success, returned to Vegas
and this time
he won big. Feeling pretty good about
himself, he
went out to the front of the casino to get a
cab ride back
to the airport. Who should he see out
there, at the
end of a long line of cabs, but his old
buddy who had
refused to give him a ride when he was down
on his
luck.
The
businessman thought for a moment about how he could
make the guy
pay for his lack of charity, and he hit on
a plan.
He got in the first cab in the line, "How much
for a ride to
the airport," he asked? "Fifteen bucks,"
came the
reply. "And how much for you to give me a blow-
job on the
way?"
"What?!
Get the hell out of my cab." The businessman got
into the back
of each cab in the long line and asked the
same
questions, with the same result. When he got to
his
old friend at
the back of the line, he got in and asked
"How much for
a ride to the airport?" The cabbie replied
"fifteen
bucks." The businessman said "ok" and off they
went.
As they
drove slowly past the long line of cabs the
businessman
gave a big smile and thumbs up sign to each
driver.
