Copied these from the Jokes section. How about sharing if
you have any or any amusing situations/dialogs with your
passengers.
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a
question.
The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus,
went up on the footpath, missed a biker, scraped a fire
hydrant, and stopped just 3 centimetres from a department store
shop window.
For a 3 seconds everything went quiet in the cab, then the
driver slowly turned around and said, "Look lady, don't ever do
that again. You scared the living daylights out of me!"
The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a
little tap would scare you so much."
The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is
my first day as a taxi driver. I've been driving a funeral van for
the last 25 years."
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A cab driver picks up a lady from a dark street. After she
boards the taxi, the cab driver noticed that she is
completely naked. She then asked him to take her to Geylang. He
started to drive off and then began to wonder how she's going
to pay him as she was'nt carry any purse or anything.
Uncle cabby: Excuse me miss, how do you intend to pay me for the
fare?
Nude lady: how about this (and started to spread her legs wide
open)
Uncle: (after turning around to look at what she
offered)
Do you have anything smaller?
