My name is NataS (some people have a tendency to mispell my
backwards leading them to misunderstand me…) In spite of what you
feel in your heart, use your logical thought process. I have your
best interest at heart. Really.
Now I shall give you three logical reasons why you should vote
for P&P.
1. There will be no more confusion as to what to do with your
miserable lives. I will tell you how to live it by creating a set
of new laws (please don’t confuse that with the truth. Truth is
subjective and useless anyway)
2. No fear of supporting the wrong party. You will always join
the “right” party because any individual that purports to speak the
“truth” or challenge our authority will be persecuted to the full
extent of the law. Even if he is credible, the law will find
evidence that he is not. If not, I will still make sure the
evidence appears anyway.
3. If you don’t support me, I think P&P might win anyway. By
then, we will make sure you have a lot of time to regret your
decision. I will personally make sure you lead a miserable live by
putting many obstacles into your life.
(Demonic voice) You better make the right choice or else. Mwa ha
ha.
Wait a minute. Whats that light from the sky? It looks like a
hammer. No no no. Argh… Boom. Silence….