** How to date ???
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Aries Female [March 21-April 20 -
Aries]
If you are dating an Aries female, take her out to the shooting
range. Bring an extra gun for her to shoot with you. (She is
capable of shooting at you, if you rile her anger) Wear tight
jeans, a red shirt and look manly.
Pick her up on your Harley Davidson, but remind her you have a
private race car collection. Be Macho! Do not talk about old
girlfriends! Aries females must be the only "one". Cooking isn't
her goal in life, but adventure will get her attention! Don't be a
pushover, she'll lose interest, and look for another challenge.
Tell her she is really cool, and the most fun and exciting woman
you were ever with. (This will probably not be a lie) She values
honesty, don't fabricate!
Be careful though, if this Aries female really likes you, she'll
chase you until she can propose to you. Aries females mean business
and are not recommended for timid men!
Aries Male [March 21-April 20 -
Aries]
If you are dating an Aries male, allow him to decide where to go
and what to do. Let him know that you have never dated a man with
such confidence and brains. You can be the dumb blonde with this
guy, he'll save you. If you are out with him and you flirt with
someone else, be prepared to call a cab to get home.
Aries males do like skin and cleavage, therefore, you could win him
back. It will not work a second time. He can argue with you, and
when you think you have won, he will still do it his way. He wants
to chase you, so let him do the calling and guesswork. Don't tell
him you love him, until he proposes.
To catch this hot-blooded Aries man, give the Ram his head and
follow his head. Everyday is an adventure to an Aries male,
marriage also. Rest up!
Taurus Female [April 21-May 21 -
Taurus]
If you are dating a Taurus female, take her to an expensive steak
house, rub on your soft musk, wear your corporate suit, and arrive
in your four-door sedan. If it is paid for, you may drop that
subtlety in your conversation during dinner.
Taurus females prefer tender hugs and quiet candlelight dinners at
home, prepared by you. She'll return the love by cooking for you at
her home. When mentioning the house you would like to build, make
sure you tell her about the large wooded lot with room for kids and
dogs. If you are serious about her, let her know that it wouldn't
be complete without a woman's touch. She will interpret your
comment and hint about a cute little 20-carat diamond she spotted
at the mall.
Taurus females are warm and loving! (Unless you make her mad or
jealous. Don't tell her you spent your rent money to buy drugs)
Taurus Females are security minded, and will stick by
you!
Taurus Male [April 21-May 21 -
Taurus]
If you are dating a Taurus male, be prepared to watch lots of
movies at his home. His dog will eventually accept the two of you
being together. A real treat will be when he takes you out to
dinner to a four star restaurant.
Taurus males will think you look great in forest green, however,
they like nudity above all. Taurus males have the buddy teddy bear
approach to love. He will certainly have his arm around you, during
the movies. If you want to win his heart, get him a cold beer
without him asking you.
He will of course, apologizes for his messy home. He would know he
had your love, if you surprised him by cleaning it up, and making
the chili when he entertains his friends for Monday night
football.
He likes to take his own sweet time, so don't push him. He is the
marrying kind. Visualize Mr. Taurus, watching television from his
recliner, dog at his feet, a child under each arm, complete with TV
guide and beer can pyramid.
Gemini Female [May 22-June 21 -
Gemini]
If you are dating a Gemini female, arrive on your mountain bike
built for two. Ask her if she would like to ride over to the bar,
and shoot a game of pool, because a lot of your buddies hang out
there and they are fun!
If that doesn't work, then suggest skating, a coffeehouse, or
hanging out at the bookstore. Wear casual clothes and be prepared
to talk a lot. Talk about the fascinating people you know, the
intellectual types preferably. Tell her about the book that you are
going to write. Have some original thoughts and be inventive.
Creativity ranks high on your Gemini females list. Youll never
know what she is thinking. She is full of surprises. You can take
her to the neighborhood dive bar, or to the Governor's Ball. She
won't embarrass you.
You can find out what she really thinks of you by locating her
journal, where all her secrets are kept. Gemini females are not
tidy, so it should be lying around in plain sight. There's lots of
time before an engagement ring is necessary. Gemini females have to
fall in love with your brain first!
Gemini Male [May 22-June 21 -
Gemini]
If you are dating a Gemini male, you can expect him to stand you up
on your first date, but if you are lucky, he will call, say he is
running late, and that the plans for the date have changed. Bring
an overnight bag, he can get carried away and forget that you need
to go home. He will have the cutest twinkling eyes, and you will
forgive him. He will slightly ignore you in public, as he always
knows everyone, wherever he takes you, and speaks to each
one.
Somehow, you can't picture him in a tuxedo, going down the aisle.
Gemini males won't call you everyday. Gemini men are witty, fun,
and can play, lay, and play! These men thrive in occupations where
they can meet the public, and talk. Gemini males are great as disc
jockeys. If you want to catch this guy, don't lean on him, don't
get pregnant, or talk marriage. Be a challenge do your own thing
and let your Gemini male chase you. It's ok to date
others.
Cancer Female [June 22-July 22 -
Cancer]
If you are dating a Cancer female, dine out for pizza, and
afterwards take her to Baskin Robbins. Be sure to call her mother
and check on the kids. She'll think you are really a nice guy.
Dress casual, and drive a suburban, or mini-van. It's ok, if you
got the kids from your last divorce that won't stop her from dating
you. Offer to barbecue at her house and compliment her cooking.
(That way you get to come back for more.)
Bring the family with you, Cancer females can take it. Cancer
females are very sensitive about everything near and dear to them.
Never say bad things about her family members-ever! They do possess
humor.
Pay attention to all her handmade quilts and home crafts. Cancer
women are great homemakers. Let her know you like women with a
"little meat" on their bones. (They taste everything they
cook...yummy!) If you are not marriage minded, don't play games
with Cancer women.
Cancer Male [June 22-July 22 -
Cancer]
If you are dating a Cancer male, be prepared to go to swap meets,
and garage sales. Of course, he will take you out to eat, at least
on your first date.
He is pretty thrifty, so be sure you have a little stash of tip
money in your purse. Of course, if you want to pay for your own,
that would be fine. Just be yourself around him. Looks aren't that
important to Cancer males, but do know some fabulous recipes! Talk
about your love of children. Display an interest in his hobbies.
Don't go into his garage, it will take the rest of the century to
go through all of his bargains and collectibles.
Your Cancer man will be dating just you, and possibly his ex-wife.
He is extremely stable, and loves to eat. If you think you need to
diet, he won't. He loves chesty women! You will receive flowers
from him, out of his garden, naturally. He will remember all the
holidays and treat you well.
Tell him all your funny stories, he likes to laugh. It's ok, to say
you are pro marriage and to openly discuss it. He's there for you.
He knows how to treat women, afterall, his best friend is his
mother. When you marry a Cancer man, you get them
both!
Leo Female [July 23-August 22 -
Leo]
If you are dating a Leo female, take her to the movies, a concert,
a Broadway show, a plush restaurant. Getting the picture? She wants
to be seen out with you. If men notice her, she will love
that.
If you don't act a little jealous, she will try harder to make you
so. She thinks jealousy is a compliment. Bring her flowers, wear
your gold chains, and wear something that shows off those muscles
you worked so hard to get. That will excite her.
Don't forget to splash on your Giorgio cologne. Tell her how much
you love redheads, and ask her if all that gorgeous hair is hers?
(If she isn't a redhead, then switch to blondes, or dark hair, but
don't forget this.)
Compliment her constantly, and drive something sporty to show her
off. A convertible would be nice. Leo gals will get you noticed!
When she disappears on your dates, she is merely primping in the
ladies room. Be willing to fight for your Leo female, but don't
take any crap from her. She
can start fights over nothing. Be prepared. You had better love her
cats too!
She doesn't care if you are well read or educated, but do be suave,
polished and act like you know what you are doing. She will marry
you, but be prepared to take care of her sexually, financially, and
emotionally.
Leo females are a handful, and remember, she can always get another
man, so treat her right.
Leo Male [July 23-August 22 -
Leo]
If you are dating a Leo male, he will take you to the best places
for dinner, shows, etc. He will lavish money on you, even if he
does not have it to spend. You can expect him to put the studley
moves on you ASAP, not to worry. Usually it is a game, to see if
you are really interested.
He will impress you with his peacock strut, and the way he puffs
out his chest. If he can convince you that he is a great guy, then
he will be, otherwise, you will be pounced on by his cat like
nature. His favorite past time is being waited on, breakfast in
bed, candlelight, movies, concerts, roses and your basic everyday
adoration.
He is capable of a variety of occupations, but he likes to be the
boss the most. This includes home. Leo men can have temper
tantrums, if things don't go their way. It's ok, if you want to
toss a few things back his way, when he starts to roar. Stand up to
him. Be able to turn his roar into a purr. Always look good around
him. Don't admit you color your hair. Do sleep with your makeup on,
and dress sexy and feminine.
He won't marry you otherwise. Leo males love the chase, so let him!
(Leo males will already have told you about all of his other
women.)
Virgo Female [August 23-September 23 -
Virgo]
If you are dating a Virgo female, be on time when you arrive in
your Mercedes to take her out for health food. Borrow the car if
you have to. Do not pick her up in your unwashed car, with the baby
car carrier. She isn't interested in ready-made families. Wear the
latest in fashion, and above all, have a manicure.
Virgo females notice everything! Have a degree, be a professional,
know everyone who is anyone. Exude confidence. Stay away from the
bar where you were 86'd! Do not have other girlfriends.
Virgo females are shy and sometimes aloof. That does not mean they
don't like you. It takes several dates for them to decide if they
want you. They are neat freaks, and don't want to pick up after
you. Be toilet trained! If you tell her you are going to do
something at 6pm, then do it. Virgo females can drop you for little
things like that. Don't quit trying, if you care about her.
They only love a handful of men, and you won't have any
competition. Just be real! Quality is important to female Virgos.
Virgo females are usually career minded, but they will
marry.
Virgo Male [August 23-September 23 -
Virgo]
If you are dating a Virgo male, go slowly. They hate to make
mistakes. He will take you out to nice clean respectable
establishments, and go to the movies with you. He does not go out
dancing or rabble rousing with the guys. He is a solitary person,
whose social group is small.
Virgo males are inclined to computers, and the geeky stuff.
However, he could balance your checkbook for you. Do not dress like
a slut. Be chic!
Have no children from previous marriages. Don't be too talkative.
He shies away from party animals. He wants to date someone with a
purpose in life. Be interesting, and invite him to your workplace.
He can visualize his name hyphenated after yours on the nameplate
on your desk.
Virgo men can be workaholics, that way they can avoid "nooners".
Virgo males are not usually sexually promiscuous. Sex won't happen
until you push for it, but be sure to have your STD test results
handy. He will marry you in time, lots of time, be patient. Your
Virgo male won't divorce you, once in love, it's for
keeps!
Libra Female [September 24-October 23
- Libra]
If you are dating a Libra female, take her to a wine tasting, the
theatre, your Cousin's wedding, anyplace sociable. She likes
elegance and beauty.
Dress in your Sunday best. Bring her flowers, cards and special
little feminine gifts. She'll be thoughtful too. Although Libra
women are the ultimate in fashion and femininity, they are big
flirts. However, underneath it all, they really want to be married
to one darling man, who will romance them eternally.
Flirt back with her, she loves little games. You can fall in love
anytime you want to with her. Your car isn't as important, as how
you treat her. Gently please, no conflict! Your Libra female
probably won't have children, but she will have her fluffy lap dog,
everywhere you go.
She isn't the type to cheat on you, unless you forget about
romance. Your occupation isn't that important. Be sure to earn
enough money to support her frequent shopping trips to the mall.
She loves to decorate, so step back at home. You can do the outside
domestic duties. You get to wash the car and mow the lawn. When you
propose to her, present her with your poetic love vows, and promise
to hire a maid for her. Libra females love to be
married!
Libra Male [September 24-October 23
- Libra]
If you are dating a Libra male, your first date will be in a
romantic restaurant, highlighted with a wonderful wine list. During
dinner just smile and be sweet. Libra men don't like vulgarity in
any form. Dress tastefully, and do use your flower scented perfume.
He loves women who dress up, wear jewelry, use makeup, and are
happy being feminine. He is fascinated with fantasy, including
sexual fantasy. Don't discuss your recent love life, or
ex-husbands. He could care less about your children, or desire to
have them.
Don't be argumentative. Libra males hate conflict. You can discuss
your latest painting, the last book you read, or what your plans
are for interior decorating. Libra males love cozy fires, and
sensuous females near it.
Fore play is a big high for Libra males. He is not a wimp, by any
means, although, he loves to please! Yes, he would be your sex
slave, provided you tease him a lot. At work, he is a fair boss,
but at home he loves to be used! Libra males will stay in a bad
marriage. Flirting gets them into trouble.
Marriage is part of his ultimate plan, just make certain he is
single, when you decide to date your Libra male.
Scorpio Female [October 24-November 22
- Scorpio]
If you are dating a Scorpio female, be careful! Show up wearing
black clothes that fit you well. Arrive in your black car with the
dark tinted windows. She likes the dark places, so take her to the
bars, a casino would be fab! Don't tell her about the drugs you are
on, she won't tell you about hers either.
There needs to be caution exercised here, because Scorpios are one
of two extremes. One the saint, the other the sinner. The first
type of Scorpio is very religious, and does not smoke, drink, or do
drugs. If you are on a blind date, you will know which version you
are dating. Neither type is hung up on what you wear, but more how
you wear it. Have sex appeal.
Be interested in occult matters, be deep. She won't offer you much
information about herself, you will have to guess. Scorpio females
will pry your whole life story out of you. To keep her interested,
be hard to get. You won't know if you are pleasing her, or where
you stand.
A fatal mistake is to anger a Scorpio female. Scorpio women will
get you! She has a passionate nature and can have more than one
love interest. They are not usually domestic, nor want to be
involved with parenthood. She will put all of her intense energy
into either partying or getting to the top. Female Scorpios are
"all or nothing", even when it comes to marriage.
Scorpio Male [October 24-November 22
- Scorpio]
If you are dating a Scorpio male, make sure you love secrets! He
loves for you to be sexy and downright sleazy works for him too. He
can make love to you, and not be in love with you. His passion can
fool women, don't mistake it for love. Oftentimes, they are most in
love when they can't possess or own you. Jealousy is a big issue
with him. He stays jealous. He does not care what you do for an
occupation, nor your financial status.
Scorpio males want to control you to conform to their ideas of
living. So, if you aren't strong in your own identity, then you
will lose him. Scorpio males like the challenge of ownership. They
love you most when they can't have complete control over you. Only
the fearless need apply here. One type of Scorpio will marry you
and stay put and dominates the household. Whereas, the other type
will just disappear on you without warning or reason. Be true to
yourself with Scorpio males, and let your personality stay on
top!
Sagittarius Female [November
23-December 21 - Sagittarius]
If you are dating a Sagittarius Female, be ready willing and able
to go anywhere. She loves sports and to travel. A perfect date
would be an overnight excursion to Mount Olympus, and skiing down
the slopes for breakfast. Pick her up in your jeep, or pickup
truck, she won't mind your dog either. Dress casual, and be able to
tell her about an Indian Shaman that you know, who invited you to a
tribal ceremony. She'll want to go with you.
Don't do the same things twice in a row. She won't care who you are
dating, because she has plenty of men friends. Sagittarius women
can be ready for a date on a moments notice. She'll be great at
men's activities, like softball, and eating the worm from a Tequila
bottle. She will have been everywhere, but darn, Sagittarius
females are fun to be around. You can win her heart with variety in
your lovemaking.
She isn't the type to spend time in the kitchen or babysitting.
Show her you want to be a companion in all of her zany schemes.
When she falls for you, she will ask you to do things with her.
Marriage is not on her mind, but she would marry you, if she felt
you were compatible enough. Sagittarius women love their
freedom!
Sagittarius Male [November
23-December 21 - Sagittarius]
If you are dating a Sagittarius male, expect anything and
everything. He is not very reliable about schedules, dates, or you.
Not in the beginning anyway. He likes talkative women and female
jocks. He wants a buddy to join him in his pursuits.
Most Sagittarius males are employed in sales/traveling jobs. They
can have a gal in every port. Let him tell you he is serious about
you first. Sagittarius males only get married when they have to,
and then they can't seem to stay married. They love the thrill and
adventure of chasing a woman, similar to their love of hunting,
fishing, and sports. You rank in there somewhere. You can get used
to being a hunting widow, sports widow, etc., with a Sagittarius
male! You should love the same things he does.
Sagittarius men can be very funny and interesting. He will go to
restaurants, but throw out his suit and tie. Sagittarius males like
their comfort and the wide open spaces and places, and freedom with
their women.
Make no mistake about it, he does love women, all of them. When
your Sagittarian's heart goes out to you, he won't know what to do
about it, because he didn't expect to fall in love. If you live
with him, he won't find time to go down the aisle. Sagittarius men
dread the thought of a tuxedo, and the stares from wedding guests.
You will have to drag your Sagittarius male to the
altar!
Capricorn Female [December 22-January
20 - Capricorn]
If you are dating a Capricorn female, take her to dinner at the
best restaurant in town, arrive in a limousine with flowers. Dress
in your designer clothes, and be impeccable. Pinstripes and subtle
scents arouse her. Be successful at whatever you are undertaking.
Let her know about it.
It's ok, to tell her you made two million last year. Don't be
cheap. Tell her you have been saving yourself for the right woman,
and that you have been working your buns off, to build your empire.
Tell her you need someone to share this big business burden with,
and that your thoughts are about expanding your business. Hint that
a woman would be perfect as a manager in your new expansion. She
will be so intrigued, that she will offer you sound business
suggestions. She is SMART! Capricorn females won't compete with
you, they'll help climb the ladder. Don't forget about her. She
loves expensive presents with thought behind them. Her little
"black book" is filled with business appointments, not telephone
numbers. Capricorn women are almost always successful in whatever
they undertake. They don't take enough time to eat, so take her to
lunch, dinner and your next corporate meeting. Business thrills
them. She may seem cold emotionally, but don't be fooled. She has
those sexual infernos, looking for a release!
She does not trust men entirely, so don't give her the bums rush,
or you will be part of the homeless. She would be a great wife to a
success-oriented man.
She can entertain your clients, and friends. Capricorn females, can
be boss in marriage too. Be prepared to be hen-pecked, if you are
thinking marriage! You will love to have her.........
LOVE MATCH:>TAURUS
Capricorn Male[December 22-January
20 - Capricorn]
If you are dating a Capricorn male, plan on doing most of the
talking. He will take you to places with class and ambience. He
will pick you up in his black, luxury car. You will be treated like
a lady. Therefore, you should let him open the doors, etc.
Dress in style, but be sure you show some cleavage. Still waters
run deep with Capricorn males. Your first dates will seem like
business meetings, but eventually you will get to know him. He is
insecure about his emotions and likes to keep them under control.
Of course, he won't make this obvious.
Compliment him on his achievements and he will open up to you. He
would be strict as a parent, and holds very traditional beliefs
about relationships. Don't be an airhead or aimless. He appreciates
a hard working woman, whom he can consider an equal.
He does not know how to play, so you will have to lighten him up
with your humorous antics and fun loving side. Once your Capricorn
man commits, he will not leave you. Divorce is a nasty word in his
vocabulary. Capricorn males make good husbands and
breadwinners.
They are extravagant with gifts to those whom they love. Marriage
will have to be his idea, not yours!
Aquarius Female [January 21-February
19 - Aquarius]
If you are dating an Aquarius female, arrive in your restored
classic. Wear a funky hat and clothes that shouldn't go together,
but somehow do.
Take her to an out of the way coffee house, featuring jazz. Feel
free to discuss anything and everything. She is an intelligent
listener, and will have some bizarre insight of her own. You'll
never truly understand her, so bring a tape recorder for instant
replay to sort it out later.
Aquarius women are unusual, not necessarily hippies, but aware of
the entire globe. She won't be ready to jump in the sack on the
first date, she has to get to know you. Be fascinating, tell her
that you are going to Spain to run with the bulls. Explain your
philosophy on combining chemicals to combat radiation.
Tell her about your thesis which was published in the
"International Who Dunnit Magazine". Don't tell her you are in love
with her too soon. You will know when she has taken a strong liking
to you. That is when your Aquarius female will invite you to her
abode. Then you will see the real Aquarius female.
There will be many unusual pictures, and books. There is a story
connected to all of her belongings. When your Aquarius female
commits to you, she will not necessarily be ready for marriage.
That is just her way of saying she likes you. You must have like
minds, or there will be no future Mrs. Anybody!
Aquarius Male [January 21-February
19 - Aquarius]
If you are dating an Aquarius male, consider yourself lucky to even
get the first date. Aquarius males don't date much. They would
rather be an observer, hanging out on the scene. He would prefer to
go to your house and have long talks into the night, and possibly
just stay over.
He may tell you that he just videotaped an erotica video featuring
wild animals at the zoo with some vacationing starlets. He may stay
at your house, never cook or clean, but just be there, when you
come home from work. Then one day, without warning, he will be
gone.
If he is employed, he can be quite selfish with his money. He likes
his freedom, in every way. Eventually he will call you..... expect
the unexpected with Aquarius. When Aquarius males fall in love, it
is usually with someone who is intellectual, self-sufficient, and
childless. Have a deep purpose or goal in life and he will be
attracted to your dreams.
Aquarius males will marry, but they usually marry the wrong person
the first time, and shy away from second marriages. They love their
mental freedom. Nagging won't change them. He won't care what race
you are, how much you weigh, etc.
Mind altering drugs can ruin an Aquarian male for marriage
completely. If he is more holistic, then he is searching for a soul
mate. Love yourself and your Aquarius male will too!
Pisces Female [February 20-March 20 -
Pisces]
If you are dating a Pisces female, take her to a psychic far, art
gallery, or out for cocktails. Don't take her to the animal
shelter, or you will have a new pet. You can wear anything you
like, and you get to make all the decisions. She prefers men with a
passion about something, just believe in it. Music is one of her
favorites and dancing is definitely a must. If you can't dance,
take lessons.
Pisces females don't care if you are good looking, just have a
heart. Sense of humor is an asset, she has one too. She has no
confidence in herself, so support her in her dreams. She falls in
love easily. Don't promise her a rose garden, if you don't mean it.
When you go to the movies, take tissues. It does not matter what
the movie is about, she will inevitable cry, when something touches
her. Pisces females love everyone, even if they treated her badly.
She hates to see pain, but can drown in her own. Cheer her up, be a
positive kind of guy, and be romantic.
Encourage her to not live in your shadow, but to have her own life.
Yes, your Pisces woman will marry you. Pisces females have a hard
time saying "No"!
Pisces Male [February 20-March 20 -
Pisces]
If you are dating a Pisces male, it will be up to you to decide
where to go, what to do, whose car to take. He likes music,
alcohol, and strong-willed women. He will do whatever you want. He
has an extremely creative side, which takes precedence over his
mundane duties of the everyday work world.
He could be happy being supported by you, because he would
surrender all of himself to you and your causes. Pisces males are
romantic, and hate to make decisions. He does not want to displease
you in any way. He donates to every solicitor knocking at the door.
Pisces males are not normally good money managers, therefore, you
get to. He won't mind. He would give you every paycheck. He loves
you when you are dreamy and romantic, with the candles lit and soft
music. He will cook for you. He dresses nicely and won't embarrass
you in public. If you want to marry this man, just take him home.
He's yours. Pisces males can't bear divorce. Marriage minded they
are,
Pisces males function best with a partner!