To me, the worst part about this letter would be (I
quote):
His pistol was easily within
my reach and it was tucked in the pistol pouch with no
visible lock to secure it.
So let's imagine what happens if pistol holsters need to be
locked.....
Madman with parang: ROOOAAARRRRR!!!!!!!
(charges at innocent auntie)
Auntie: AHHHHH!!!!!!!! Mister occifer, help
meeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!
TRANSCOM police: Wait ah, auntie, I need to
unlock my gun first......
TRANSCOM Police: ( talking to the madman with
parang ) Peng yew, wait leh, me got to unlock the chim-gology lock
first...... Ooi..... tan lah..... OOI !!!!!!
