Old Wee: MM, I have a proposition for you.
MM: ok what is it?
Old Wee: I will sell UOB to DBS or Temasek if they can pay 100
Billion dollars for the acquisition.
MM: 100 billion in which currency?
Old Wee: of course in SGD lar. I wish it to be USD or pounds
instead.
MM: laughs, why so expensive? you cant take money with
you to heaven when you die and besides you are almost one foot away
from the grave.
Old Wee: laughs out loud. the irony of the pot calling the
kettle black. I am only in my 70s, I have at least another 10 more
years left in me, but you at 85 sir, probably have a few more years
left. I bet with you will not live to see the world cup held in
brazil in 2014.
MM: If I live till 2014, you will sell UOB to DBS for 10 billion
renminbi, erm sorry singapore dollars.
Old Wee: What if you dun live till 2014?
MM: I will tell Hsien Loong to sell DBS at 10 billion dollars to
UOB.
Old Wee: what a slimy bastard he is
MM: what a dickhead sucker he can be LOL
