Oreo Psycho-Personality
Test
Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat
Oreo cookies provides great insight into their personalities.
Choose which method best describes your favorite method of eating
Oreos:
1. The whole thing all at once.
2. One bite at a time
3. Slow and methodical nibbles examining the results of each
bite
afterwards.
4. In little feverish nibbles.
5. Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee...).
6. Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie.
7. Twisted apart, the inside, and toss the cookie.
8. Just the cookie, not the inside.
9. I just like to lick them, not eat them.
10. I don't have a favorite way because I don't like Oreos.
Your Personality:
1. The whole
thing - this means you consume life with abandon,
you are fun to be with, exciting, carefree with some hint of
recklessness. You are totally irresponsible. No one should trust
you with their children.
2. One bite at a
time. You are lucky to be one of the 5.4 billion
other people who eat their Oreos this very same way. Just like
them, you lack imagination, but that's OK, not to worry, you're
normal.
3. Slow and
Methodical. You follow the rules. You're very tidy
and orderly. You're very meticulous in every detail with every
thing you do to the Point of being anal retentive and irritating to
others. Stay out of the fast lane if you're only going to go the
speed limit
4. Feverish
Nibbles. Your boss likes you because you get your
work done quickly. You always have a million things to do and never
enough time to do them. Mental break downs run in your family.
Valium and Ritalin would do you good.
5. Dunked. Every
one likes you because you are always upbeat. You like to sugar coat
unpleasant experiences and rationalize bad situations in to good
ones. You are in total denial about the shambles you call a life.
You have a propensity towards narcotic addiction.
6. Twisted apart, the inside, and
then the cookie. You have a highly curious nature.
You take pleasure in breaking things apart to find out how they
work, though not always able to put them back together, so you
destroy all the evidence of your activities. You deny your
involvement when things go wrong. You are a compulsive liar and
exhibit deviant, if not criminal,behavior.
7. Twisted apart, the inside,
and then toss the cookie. You are good at business
and take risk that pay off. You take what you want and throw the
rest away. You are greedy, selfish, mean, and lack feelings for
others. You should be ashamed of yourself. But that's OK, you don't
care, you got yours.
8. Just the cookie, not the
inside. You enjoy pain.
9. I just like to lick them, not
eat them. Stay away from small furry
animals and seek professional medical help- immediately.
10. I don't have a favorite way,
I don't like Oreo cookies. You probably come from a
rich family, and like to wear nice things, and go to up-scale
restaurants. You are particular and fussy about the things you buy,
own, and wear. Things have to be just right. You like to be
pampered. You are a prima donna. There's just no pleasing
you.
