
You know what we should all do more? Eat at themed
restaurants.
The Prison of Fire eatery has just opened in China and it
certainly makes Pizza Express look like an absolute bore.
Every dinner party is seated in its own cell, decked out to
look like a genuine Chinese prison, and served food through a small
hatch.
Whilst the food is above jail-standard, diners can look on at
the confinement rooms, water torture devices and in-restaurant
entertainment – music bands who play from inside a giant birdcage
contraption – whilst they eat.


The restaurant in Tianjin City, which is a half hour bullet
train ride from Beijing, opened on Saturday, and the owner said
that he wants diners to ‘cherish their freedom and stay away from
crimes’.
Alrighty. We can do that as long as he’s serving some sort of
delicious cheese/bacon concoction.

