The news agency seems partial to magical news. Past reports have
noted that deceased leader Kim Jong Il was born under a double
rainbow, he once stopped a
blizzard with his bare hands, and — even more
miraculously — he once shot 11 holes-in-one in a single golf
outing, even though he was apparently born from human parents,
rather than an egg and sunbeams like the legendary founding
father.
They mistook Chuck Norris izzit??? 
