Changes are one thing. Ties and lapels get wider or
narrower. You go from Super 100 to Super 150. Three
buttons are out, two are back in. Submariners are now
acceptable with suits.
There's nothing at all wrong with change. Wardrobe
malfunctions,on the other hand, are another thing altogether.
You assumed that this was just my feeling. I set you
straight by describing how the dress standards of my environment
leave me no choice but to know what embarrassing moves to
avoid. You decided to let your envy get the better of
you.
Who, pray tell, is the one with the problem?