A young executive was leaving the office at 6pm when he found
the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in
hand.
"Listen," said the CEO, "this is important, and my secretary has
left. Can you make this thing work?"
"Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the machine on,
inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.
"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared
inside the machine. "I just need one copy."