A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He
eats, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda
stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you going?
You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for the food."
The panda yells back, "Hey, man, I'm a panda. Look it up!" The
bartender opens his dictionary to "panda": "A tree-climbing mammal
of Asian origin, characterised by distinct black and white
colouring. Eats shoots and leaves."