Sega, the once proud innovator of
console design, is back in the gaming hardware business! Only
not in the fashion you might think. The company has just rolled out
a trial of its Toylets system, which embeds a pressure sensor into
otherwise innocuous urinals and gives life to every bad piece of
joystick-related innuendo you ever heard. Four games are available
right now, to be enjoyed through a display mounted at eye level,
including one where the intensity of your delivery helps blow a
girl's skirt up and another that offers (asynchronous!)
multiplayer competition. The latter game matches you against the
previous dude to have used the porcelain repository, thereby
finally providing Japanese men with a measurable way to settle
pissing contests. It's official: we're moving to Japan.
video here