You might be a Singaporean!

RockTheBoat SG

If you believe that Singapore has been build by PAP yet never wondered why there are so many Ang Moh streetnames... you might be a Singaporean

If you are Chinese yet you despise people from China... you might be a Singaporean

If you are Indian yet you despise people from India... you might be a Singaporean

If you blame your low salary and your high housing cost on FT yet you are not able to see the contradiction... you might be a Singaporean

If you take a Salary from a foreign company yet you want foreigners to leave Singapore... you might be a Singaporean

If you refer to foreigners as "Foreign trash" yet you expect to be hired by FT company as PMET... you might be a Singaporean

If you have used "Choa Ang Moh" at least once in your life yet you do not consider yourself a rascist... you might be a Singaporean

If you act tough on TR Emeritus or The Real Singapore website yet you are too lazy(?) to go Hong Lim to show real support... you might be a Singaporean

If you complain about vomit on the MRT yet you send death treats to Anton and his Singaporean wife for the same... you might be a Singaporean

If you complain about bad SMRT services yet you want to kick the FT SMRT workers out of Singapore... you might be a Singaporean

If you complain about traffic jams yet you hate and target cyclists leaving the car at home... you might be a Singaporean

If you lock up your domestic worker in a windowless room without airco and no off-days... you might be a Singaporean

If you complain about your government yet do not have the balls to change anything... you might be a Singaporean

If you vote PAP because you do not want to miss out on the new layer of paint in the staircase you never use yet and you fail to see it is paid for with your money ... you might be a Singaporean

If you expect companies to hire people because of the colour of their passport and paper degree instead of competence and international experience... you might be a Singaporean

If you mock the voting system in North Korea yet you are not able to see the similarities in Singapore... you might be a Singaporean

If you curse FT for stealing Singaporean women yet you dump Singaporean wife of decades for young FT ladies... you might be a Singaporean

If you are unaware that workpass quota is 2 foreigners per 3 locals... you might be a Singaporean

If you are unaware that s-pass quota is 1 Filipino per 6 locals... you might be a Singaporean

If you complain about long waiting lines in the supermarket yet you do not want FT in your country... you might be a Singaporean

If you complain slow service in restaurant and price increases of beer yet you do not allow owners to hire FT... you might be a Singaporean

If you are unaware that there are only 150,000 EP holders in Singapore... you might be a Singaporean

If you are unaware that Foreign Direct Investment in Singapore is 80+percent of total investments yet you claim you can do without... you might be a Singaporean

If you complain about increasing cost of living yet you do not understand relationship between FT and local economy... you might be a Singaporean

If you refuse to see that Singapore would be like Batam if not for opening the door to FT... you might be a Singaporean

If you believe FTs will handover their investments being chased out... you might be a Singaporean

If you curse the young FT ladies for taking you to the cleaners, after you dumped your Singaporean wife of decades... you might be a Singaporean

If you confuse assertiveness with arrogance... you might be a Singaporean

If you complain about low wages yet you give 20% of your salary to the FT pastors of CHC and NCC... you might be a Singaporean

If you consider Malaysia to be very unsafe yet you ignore slashings on Orchard Road, killings in Geylang and burning cars in little India... you might be a Singaporean

If blinking of the car in front triggers ur innate fight reaction "quickly close the gap" ... you might be a Singaporean

If you live in one of the best countries in the world yet you are not able to give any credit to the PAP... you might be a Singaporean

If you consider NS the toughest period in your life yet domestic helper is carrying your heavy bag... you might be a Singaporean

If your government has never walked the streets of Singapore (quite sad iisn't it) yet you are surprised they lost touch... you might be a Singaporean

If you praise the heroism of paper generals yet have never been in a real war... you might be a Singaporean

If you think that spending lots of money on defence will make a difference in case of war... you might be a Singaporean

If you are proud to be a citizen of your country yet you are not able to give any credit to the people who built it... you might be a Singaporean

I am FT - I love Singapore - I love Singaporean people.
As long as humanity exists, humor has been used to hold up a mirror to society so people can have a close look or a different view on life.
I hope the above helps all Singaporeans to see a different angle.

So...If you can't take a fucking joke, and are insulted by the above... you definitely ARE a Singaporean

lce SG

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I am Singaporean - I love my country - I love my countrymen and most of all I love the way we were.

As long as humanity exists and if they can understand the verse "君子懂得义, 小人只知道利", we will have a better place on earth.

My mentor taught me never to disturb the lives of others so I hope the all FTs to see Singapore from a equilibrium angle.

So...If you can't take this fucking joke or comprehend what is written and are insulted by the above... you definitely ARE a FT trash.

Bio-Hawk SG

One of the best checklist I have seen

Summer hill SG

I am able to take the above, thanks. I am not offended by ignorant people.

TehJarVu SG

ki si lah

charlize SG

Wot.

can summarise in 10 words or less?

in before, if you say WOT and need people to summarise in 10 words or less, you might be a Singaporean.