There was a colony of starving mice. Every mouse was starving,
but wait a minute, there's a big lump of cheese that could feed the
colony for a long time. However, it is at the top of a blazing
building. To get the cheese down, a little push is needed.
So 10 mice opted to go up in the burning building to and push
the cheese down. This was MISSION IMPOSSIBLE to the colony. Along
the way up, one by one, the mouse failed. Except one who proved to
be the colony's hero who got to the top and pushed the
cheese down. After he safely returned back to the ground. The mice
were intrigued and asked him on how did he managed to get to the
top of the building. The hero mouse kept silent and continued
eating his share of the cheese. The probed him again and again. But
this mouse ignored them as if they never existed.
Then one mouse tapped him on his should and the hero mouse
turned. The actually thing is, the hero mouse was deaf.
Get the moral of the story. Who can guess 1st I will treat
you to dinner.
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I know...deaf people should not have sex easily, cos they will
kanna HIV if the prostitute is illiterate. 
