*dial tone*
"ehh... hello? geylang police station? yah, i'm here to report the
prescene of 2 insane people. They are HIGHLY DANGEROUS criminals
and should be treated with extreme caution.
Description? Well, one has 2 horns & a long face (yah, I know
sounds a bit inhuman but hey, don't blame me; I didn't make him)
and is notorious for his unusual feeding habits. i am unable to
obtain a clear visual description of the other but he is known
widely among the underground to be a popular dealer in cinematic
software.
Their names? Unknown to me, but their code names are Moose^ and
Millennium. No, they are NOT the round multicoloured chocolate
treats. Duhz.
So I'll have your word to apprehend them asap? Thank you."
*click*