Showdown with the Underground Killer (code name: Sewage)
Sewage: Wa lai gia li eh mia!
SeCrEts: Huh? Who are you? Well, whoever are you, speaking hokkien
is so uncool these days if you ask me.
Sewage: Li gong simi? Ai si liao hua gong ah li zhui?
SeCrEts: For heaven's sake, you look like an absolute fool wearing
that atrocious pvc jacket in such weather! and pleaseee, that pair
of shades is soooo dated! and that knife? pooh! the coolest
accessory today is a palmtop! that....THING you are carrying is so
unchic!
Sewage: siao cha bor. ai li eh mia, li ga wa gong sa kor?? jing pai
kua meh?
SeCrEts: of course it looks dreadful! a pity, since you possess the
potential for much more. Ever consider a modelling career?
Sewage: li gong wa?? wa zou mo-del? salabo??
SeCrEts: For your information,I am never wrong. Care to give it a
shot? i guarantee big bucks, much more than any meagre sum you are
getting now.
Sewage: wah, li mai ga wa gong cuo wei! li ai confirm wa tua tang
hor! tua tang zhu onz lah! mai tu liao!
SeCrEts: I'm not kidding. Come, your training starts now. First,
you got to lose that accent boy. No selfrespecting model speaks
only hokkien. Then you have to straighten that ugly posture of
yours. Next .....
Sewage: *resigned sigh*
just a playful piece on my part. btw, hokkien is allowed in here
right? 
