Here is a short list of ways to know if you are addicted to
AC:
1) You scream and repeatedly ram your car into piles of rocks while
driving, mistaking them for Granite Golems.
2) Your coworkers wonder why you stand in your cubilce, make wierd
gestures with your arms while shouting "Shurov Thiloi" at 6 pm
instead of driving home ike a normal person
3) Saying Shurov Thiloi works for you.
4) When somebody asks what you did yesterday, you launch into a
long winded sry of your hunting in the dires before realizing they
meant school.
5) Everybody thinks Billy at school is cool because he brought a
hand gun, so the next day you bring an exact replica of the Sword
of Lost Light because you think it is 10x as impressive.
6) You get fired from work, then arrested because you are found
writing down the certificate numbers from the AC CD's in your local
computer software store.
7) Your annual source of income is the money you get from ebay
people buying your stuff on AC
The people on ebay buy
you a car because you are generating so much money for them through
your AC sales.
9) You run out of oregno one night and are later found by your 8
year old daughter shooting rabbits with a bow and arrow set.
10) You go to the bank and ask for an 'X note'
11) You get arrested for assulting the 7-11 clerk because he would
not accept your 'X note"
12) Your ISP calls about your use of their 'unlimited access'
13) You need to buy a new computer every other week because yours
melts because you never shut it off.
14) You become Turbine's mascot.
15) Turbine comes begging to you for advice.
16) The Turbine programmers show up at your door on their knees
begging you to stop playing, because when your character hits level
57325 in the next half hour, the amount of exp you will need to
gain will crash the servers.