Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call
from a man in trouble.
Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the
middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently
thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up
benches around the park.
The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to
attempt to satisfy
himself. However, once he became aroused he found
that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small
hole.
He panicked and called the police to help him.