Honey moon?
one day some guy in china bought a box of 6 siew mai and was
walking home. he keep having the feeling that he was being
followed. to calm his nerve, he decides to look at the delicious
siew mai. he open the box and there were 5 of them left.
he was confused, but carry on walking. the nagging feeling
continues, until he cannot take it anymore. he stop and check his
siew mai.... there was only 4.
this time he decide to quicken his pace and walk briskly.
however, the feeling of being followed is still very strong. he
checked behind him and saw no one. he checked his siew mai and...
there is only 2 left.
this time he panicked and run in terror. he refuse to stop until
he was totally out of breathe. after a while, he composed himself
and check his siew mai... and it was empty. than he turned his eyes
to the cover of the box and saw......................
.................... all 6 siew mai stucked to the cover
of the box.
Your siew mai story is very funny. 
Going with a friend who cannot speak/understand mandarin/chinese
to see China covered in white snow.
Snow is pure and white because it has forgotten what colour it
used to be. Don't remember where I heard it from already, but I
think it's true.
