Rudolph the Red Fang Weredeer
You hate Slasher and Cancer and Panzer and Siegfried
Vomit, Locutus and Downer and Blitzkrieg
But do you detest...
The deer deadlier than all the rest?
Rudolph the red fanged weredeer
Had some scary bloodsoaked teeth
And if you ever saw them
Better buy your funeral wreath
All of the normal reindeer
Used to laugh and tease him when
He changed beneath the full moon
'Bet they won't do that again!
Then one boring Halloween
Spike he came to say,
"Rudy with your wicked bite,
Shred some schoolkids, make my night!"
Then all the reindeer loved him
He became their chosen one,
"Rudolph, when you eat humans,
We'll have revenge for ven-i-son!"
[This message has been edited by Siaobell (edited 13 November
2000).]
