HA HA HA, I was only joking when I said I was going to Pulau
Tekong Holiday Resort, but I never, EVER expected it to be REALLY
like a holiday camp! Simi army? Cock sia! Easy life man. Life is so
good. But still got lots of idiots around, complain this, complain
that. Wah liew, the guys there mostly taller and bigger than me,
like a bunch of giant teddy bears sia!
Sergeant say do this, SLOWLY get up, SLOWLY adjust, SLOWLY walk,
SLOWLY everything. Brain slow, feet slow...useless sia these obese
morons. Thank goodness I'm only fat, not obese. Run 1.6 klick,
aiyoh, cramp here cramp there, ankle sprain, knee pain...wah liew!
I'm stuck with a bunch of whims man! Do push-up, moan and groan and
cry. Do pull-up, all die. Wah, really really thank goodness I'm not
weak man. Fat and strong, easy life. Obese and weak, die until like
shit.
Oh yeah, for those who know me, I'm in Foxtrot Company Platoon 3
Section 1 Bed 5, HA HA HA!!! Luckily my section is the most on and
always cheong one, everything fast and chop chop. Other sections,
wah, can die sia if I were to live with them. My mind all set
already. Any so-called tekan, I can take it, no sweat. Drill here
drill there, play with rifle and grenade, cheong helmet rifle SBO,
HA HA HA, so much fun man!
So for all those who haven't done NS yet, don't worry about
so-called tekan. A lot of times, the tekan is self-imposed. Like
slow to do this, blur to do that...just do what they say fast and
well and everything chop chop sui sui finish! HA HA HA, can't wait
to go back and cheong again with my helmet, rifle and SBO, HA HA
HA!!! Hope that my platoon doesn't fuck up again, especially in
drills, then I can surely make it for the BBQ. For all you guys who
have already done BMT, solly lah! Yah lah, last time was much
tougher, but too bad I'm doing the easy thing now, HA HA HA!!!
