Koo zhar wu chee ay char bor kia, Singalella.
She got two sisters, but the stepmarder and the sisters all damn
kuai-lan, so she quite zhia-lat oso.
Last time Singalella got own maid, but now she become the
amah.
Everyday must cook lah, clean lah, simi sai mah bao-kah-liao.
If her sister say liak kar zhuak, she liak.
Tak jit zho kah tau-hin.
CPF poon boh.
But then, kay piak eh ah-pek got one son call Ah Ming got
party.
So he say, 'oeh, long chong lai ah.'
Singalella very happy because she never go party before but then
her step-marder say, 'Lee Mana eh-sai kee, this one bahru lu eh
sisters wu standard.'
Then Singalella must zho sui-sui for her sisters and
step-marder.
Tap pai how, buay zhia, buay koon and buay pang-sai.
That night she only can wave bye bye and then she go back to the
kitchen and cook Maggi mee.
Her neighbour came over and ask, 'Eh, an-zhua lu boh kee
party?'
So Singaalella kong, 'I-wan, lau-bu kong buay-sai, so boh
pian.'
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