Speaking about girlfriends...
Chuck Norris' girlfriend once asked him how much wood a
woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then
shouted "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and
ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in
his hand he bellowed "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five
months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so
hard that everyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went
deaf.
anyway, chuck ur sai la.
