How to play practical jokes on

Beautiful951 SG

Well, I saw in another thread, some salesmen don't let people leave their shop until they buy an item or sign up for something.

If you were caught in that situation, what would you do? So it would be amusing to yourself and others with you who have been caught in that same terrible situation?

All ideas are welcome.

thehappybunny SG

pee/shit on the spot and blame them for not letting you off

if this course of action is chosen, please bring along spare underwear and trousers/skirts

Lorry` SG

i will start to plug in my earpiece then listen to music (hardstyle)

then look at them and move my head to the beat.. up down up down

then walk out lor....

Beautiful951 SG

Sometimes they don't open the door for you.

If its me, I will talk about all the things that happen for my entire life for them to listen and tell them to "stop interupting". Soon enough, they will let me go. Who wants to listen anyway.

MohamedF SG

Call 999,

Wrongful confinement.
340. Whoever wrongfully restrains any person in such a manner as to prevent that person from proceeding beyond certain circumscribing limits, is said “wrongfully to confine” that person.

Illustrations

(a) A unlawfully causes Z to go within a walled space, and locks Z in. Z is thus prevented from proceeding in any direction beyond the circumscribing line of wall. A wrongfully confines Z.

Punishment for wrongful confinement.
342. Whoever wrongfully confines any person shall be punished with imprisonment for a term which may extend to one year, or with fine which may extend to $3,000, or with both.

Beautiful951 SG

Call 999,

Illustrations

(a) A unlawfully causes Z to go within a walled space, and locks Z in. Z is thus prevented from proceeding in any direction beyond the circumscribing line of wall. A wrongfully confines Z.

hmm you know quite a lot about the law ehh.

Lorry` SG

i dont want to listen, so i listen to music

i cannot hear them, so they will stop talkin. Even if they didnt stop, i also cant hear them. Make them more pek cek.

Beautiful951 SG

i dont want to listen, so i listen to music

i cannot hear them, so they will stop talkin. Even if they didnt stop, i also cant hear them. Make them more pek cek.

Good for you. And I love to make then pek cek.

Rednano SG

Well, I saw in another thread, some salesmen don't let people leave their shop until they buy an item or sign up for something.

If you were caught in that situation, what would you do? So it would be amusing to yourself and others with you who have been caught in that same terrible situation?

All ideas are welcome.

u go watch "boiling point" on mtv lor

Fantagf SG

Tell them you have to go. If they still hold you back, tell them you will write and send article on what happen to STOMP , on internet and if possible take pic of them and post it.

angel7030 SG

just say, " Sorry, i need to go to toilet and lau sai first, later i come back, very urgent now, if i fart now, your shop will be very smelly " then walk out lor.

a learn tip extracted from CCP, under it leadership and author Chitbet

sand king SG

When they talk to you, you give them the stone cold what?

ECT:

Salesman: Buy lar....
You: What?

Salesman: Buy lar....
You: Hold on...

*pretend to take off ear plugs*

You: Damn ear plugs...

*walks off*

deathwish SG

Just say...

Shhhh..... you're being recorded for a new TV program.