Yup I got a friend like that, he got one trademark phrase when
you pester him to return
"Aiya, me and X always lend here lend there like treat each
other also never bother liao, why you so cheap?"
Then the thing, you ask him buy stuffs for you, so that you
don't need to return since he owe you money, he will be smart and
ask someone else pay for you.
