Would you have gone out with me?

Jadekungfu SG

I am obese, I cannot see my toes and if I try to, I become a beached whale.

My follicles have migrated completely downwards away from my crown to the rest of my body with much gravitating towards the crevices of my gluteus maximus.

I smell like yesterday's tofu on my good day and like last month's on my bad day.

My genitials are dwarfed and wrapped so densely by my cellulite, I squeeze the folds to get accurate shots at the urinal.

I am as a good a conversation as a piece of wood and my knees rebel to the connotation of walking to the next bus stop.

My hobbies are staring out of the window at the busy roads below and standing in crowds listening to what people say around me.

Would you have gone out with me?

SGporkz SG

so lo so.. tio ban still keep coming back...i think nobody would want to go out with u .

Shao Wei SG

how old are you?

your problem can be fix easliy.

all you need is some money, go to a slimming center, get a liposuction if you must.

the rest also can be solved by money.

go a work hard for a year. get your pay check, do soemthing about your appearance.

i help, it really do.. especially in booasting your self-confidence.

how can ppl look up to you when you yourself look down on yourself? =)

alancia SG

Should ban you so you can't come and post stupid threads

theme_and_guess SG

just watch those young and dangerous movies!! then be like that.....

eagle SG

Sounds like Gazelle

EarlNeo SG

I am obese, I cannot see my toes and if I try to, I become a beached whale.

My follicles have migrated completely downwards away from my crown to the rest of my body with much gravitating towards the crevices of my gluteus maximus.

I smell like yesterday's tofu on my good day and like last month's on my bad day.

My genitials are dwarfed and wrapped so densely by my cellulite, I squeeze the folds to get accurate shots at the urinal.

I am as a good a conversation as a piece of wood and my knees rebel to the connotation of walking to the next bus stop.

My hobbies are staring out of the window at the busy roads below and standing in crowds listening to what people say around me.

Would you have gone out with me?

to be honest.....

if u can write this to describe urself, u must be funny as hell or a born losser....

and i think u will get loads of reply.....

and kudos to u...

Mybluemoon SG

but your command of language is so good that i take 10 secs to make out every sentence you say. haha so ill consider ^^

Agenda SG

but your command of language is so good that i take 10 secs to make out every sentence you say. haha so ill consider ^^

Yea, just realised he has a colourful vocabulary book.