I recently had a new girlfriend. She tells me about how
freaky the boy in her geography group is. She tells me she is
really scared of him and told him she would go out with him because
she was scared he might harm her.
My girlfriend said he was a psychotic classmate who fell in love
with her when she did some stretching by raising her arms. She even
told me he slashed his wrists and cried everyday. But she told me
that she doesn't care about him because he is a loser and emo kid
just like the other classmates, just worse.
He claims he had broken off with her but they weren't even
together in the first place. I told her not to worry because I am
going to make sure that she is safe and that emo kid can cut his
hand off for all I care because he speaks funny and looks to be
eligible for American's Funniest Video.
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