just something i cooked up while being bored:
import java.io.*;
import java.security.*;
import java.util.*;
public static void main(String args[]) throws Exception
//main function
{
int presentCount = 0;
int realFriendCount = 0;
int fakeFriendCount = 0;
int bdayChoice;
int presentPrice;
bool status = true;
bool birthdayDate = true;
while(status)
{
System.out.println("Happy Birthday to me!!");
System.out.println("1) Wish me happy birthday");
System.out.println("2) Give me present");
System.out.println("3) Borrow money from me");
Scanner choice = new Scanner(System.in);
choice = Integer.parseInt(bdayChoice.nextLine());
if (choice == 1)
{
System.out.println("Thank
you");
GiveFakeSmile();
}
else if (choice ==2)
{
while (birthdayDate)
{
System.out.println("Thank
you");
ChkPresent();
if ( presentPrice
>$100)
{
realFriendCount++;
presentCount++;
RememberForLife();
ChkDate();
}
else
{
fakeFriendCount++;
presentCount++;
ChkDate();
}
}
}
else if ( choice = 3)
{
System.out.println("What the Fuck?");
Flame();
PostOnSGForums();
ChkDate();
}
}
}