haha i only lost my phone once in my life and it was a freak
accident O_O
it happened when i went to one of those 7 month ghost festival
dinner and then suddenly stomach sibei pain must go toilet
then, i go into the toilet u know
those blue ones like juz 1 cubicle like that on the grass with alot
pipe?
yea then i go in do my buisness ^^ finish liao so shiok want to
wipe my butt . after that i put on my pants but i forget my phone
in the pocket then when i turn it to wear, the phone drop in the
toilet bowl!!!
then i still din realise until i hear the splash... but too late
liao
i flushed the toilet and the phone kena suck into the toilet
bowl... i still miss that phone sia 
HAHA! This is really lol!!!

phone kena flush down the toilet
bowl...ahaha...