My favorite childhood fable... Three Little Pigs!
Once upon a time, there were three little
pigs. Piggy lived in a gingerbread house, Chief Piggy
lived in a brick house, and Little Piggy lived in a playhouse in
the brick house.
Now, in the same town lived the Big Bad Woof. The Big Bad Woof
was a doberman who loved to eat bakkwa. As we all know, too much
bakkwa is heaty and gives one a hell of a sore throat, thus the
doberman was named the Big Bad Woof.
It was a sunny day one day, when Piggy decided to have a little
suntan outside the gingerbread house. Alas! Piggy fell asleep under
the hot sun and started getting baked! The smell soon wafted to the
Big Bad Woof's nose, whose craving for bakkwa kicked in again! The
Big Bad Woof does not like to eat cold turkey. He prefers bakkwa.
With his powerful nose, he followed the scent to the gingerbread
house.
As we all know, the Big Bad Woof has chronic sore throat. As he
arrived at the gingerbread house, he went into a mighty coughing
fit! This woke sleepy Piggy, who dashed into the house upon seeing
the Big Bad Woof and slammed the door shut behind her. The Big Bad
Woof, following the director's script, proceeded to threaten to
blow the gingerbread house down if Piggy did not open the door.
He said, "Let me in, let me in little pig or I'll huff and I'll
puff and I'll blow your house in!" As Piggy replied, "Not
under my chinny chin chin!", she thought, dang! he can't blow
down my house! What will I snack on if he blows my gingerbread
house down??
Greedy Piggy, refusing to let her gingerbread house go to waste
uneaten, gobbled up the house quickly and started
scrambling to Chief Piggy's house! Run, Piggy, run!
Unfortunately for Piggy, the gingerbread house was too much to
stomach. With a heavy tummy, she tripped over a stray stale hot
cross bun from the gingerbread house, took a tumble down the hill
and today, is still rolling around.
A true masterpiece! 
May Chief Piggy and Little Piggy find and rescue Piggy soon; may
they be reunited 
