Originally posted by [email protected]:
aLL thOse in jC and pOly...intEresting stUff tO dO dUrinG
ThaT dReaDeD lecTure..>_<
1[b]) Bring a small chalkboard to class. Ask the teacher if you can
borrow his chalk to take notes.
2) Contradict everything the teacher says. Offer irrefutable
scientific proof.
3) If it's a math lecture, claim the teacher misspelled "pi".
4) When the teacher asks a question, raise your hand. If the
teacher calls on you, point to someone in the next row and say, "He
knows". Pick a different person each time.
5) Buy a doll. When you go to class, leave the doll in your chair,
along with your notebook and pen. Say that you have an important
meeting to attend, and the doll will be taking notes for you.
6) Bring a small tape player. Play a tape of the previous lecture.
Take notes on both.
7) Pretend to be asleep until the last five minutes of class. Then
wake up and explain that you've missed the lecture and ask the
teach to summarize that he/she just talked about.
Bring a fully-stocked picnic basket to class. Explain
that you didn't have time to eat breakfast.
9) Bring a tape player and a tape of a thunderstorm. Keep it
hidden. Sometime during the lecture, start the tape, stand up,
claim that the teacher has "angered the gods" and leave. See how
many people follow you.
10) Tell the teacher you are on a new experimental cold medication
that may have strange side effects. Every ten minutes or so, run
around the room screaming. Afterward, claim that you have no memory
of what just happened.
11) Bring a light bulb. Hold it over your head whenever you have
the answer to a question.
12) Bring an easel and a paint set to class. Paint a portrait of
the teacher during class. Say that it is a homework assignment for
your art class.
13) When the professor calls on you, mumble incomprehensibly.
Answer every question in this fashion. See how long it takes before
the teacher stops calling on you.
14) When you take a test bring a security guard to stand by your
desk and make sure no one cheats off your paper.[/b]
this will cause anybody into trouble n makes other ppl think u
siao liao.... oso ferr secondary sch students.... 
