This one is okay lar.
There is this one that goes "red lorry yellow lorry red
lorry yellow lorry..." that I couldn't do no matter how
hard I tried in the past... hahahahaha... but now can already.

wah.... got me inside leh.. 

i find the Mr inside and outside quite cute ma
Theophilus Thistle, the thrifty thistle sifter, while
sifing a sieve of unsifted thistles, thrust thrice three thousand
thistles through the thick of his thumb.
See that thou, thistle sifter, while sifting a sieve of unsifted
thistles, thrust not thrice three thousand thistles through the
thick of thy thumb. Success to the thrifty thistle
sifter!
Mr. Shott and Mr. Nott agreed to fight a duel.
Nott was shot and Shott was not, so it is better to be Shott than
Nott.
Shott shot the shot that shot Nott.
If the shot that Shott shot which shot Nott had shot Shott and not
Nott, Shott instead of Nott would have been shot and Nott would
not.