What are you talking about? The proof is all around you. You
just need to recognize it.
Have you ever had a bowl of bak chor mee? A bowl of wan tan
mee?
Have you ever been to pastamania? Or almost any other italian
restaurant? Just open your eyes and you will see the evidence for
the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Consider yourself fortunate, the Flying Spaghetti Monster in the
past only made himself known to his favored people, the Italians.
But now, in his mercy, he has spread his noodly appendages far and
wide that we may not go hungry.
Ramen.