Why finding a job=finding a gf?
1. When you look for a job, you look for the salary, benefits,
location and future prospects. Some people accepted a job with no
intention of staying long. They just want to get some experience
and some money before resigning to find a better job.
There are some people who look for a temp gf. They have no
intention to be serious with her. They just want a temp gf so that
they can get some experience and some free sex services before they
move on to find a better gf.
When you look for a gf, you look for her salary(whether she earns
alot. If she earns very little than she will always ask you for
money. You don't want such a gf!),
benefits(does she know how to cook, massage and do extra services
for you like blowjob, sex etc. If don't have all these extra
benefits, than don't want such a gf for christ sake!),
location(does she stay near or far from your house. If far from
yoru house, troublesome to meet so don't want this tpe of gf for
christ sake),
future prospects( what can she provide you with if you marry
her?)
2. When you look for a job, there will sure be some very smart
candiates who get rejected in many job offers because they do not
present themself well in front of the interviewer and the
interviewer thinks that he is a useless bum but in fact he is a
very smart and capable person.
when you look for a gf, it is the same thing. There will sure be
some very good guys who fail to get a gf because they do not
present themselve well and the girl do not want to give him a
chance at all as she thinks that he is is useless bum.
3. When you are not happy in your job, you resign to find a better
job.
When you are not happy with your gf, you break up to find a better
gf
4. When you can't do your job well, you get sacked.
When you can't make your gf happy, she breaks up with you
5. When you found a job, you not only must do your job well. You
must also be able to polish the boots of your superior and
collegues to make them happy or else they will make your life
miserable and force you to resign
When you find a gf, you not only must be able to make her happy so
that she will not break up with you. You must also polish her
friends and parents and family members boots and make them happy
too or else they will pressure her to break up with you.
6. There are some idiots who can't stay long in a job. They always
get sacked and than move on to find new jobs in which they can't
seem to stay long too.
When finding a gf is the same. There are some idiots who can't stay
attached to the gf for long. Every gf stays with him for awhile
only before she breaks up with him and than he will have to go and
hunt for a new gf soon and again
