Copy and paste from mrbrown's blog
"Hui Huang is very cute girl. Keeping some baby fat on the face,
she looks an adorable chipmunk which keeps smiling. All
events!"
Good for happy chipmunk
commercials?
"Uykio is very very photogenic. She is pretty in person but all
pics turns out to be very striking. All events including photo
shoots/ modeling (casual)."
Striking=ugly?
"Ah Wing is always so sunny, smiley n adorable which is originated
from Hong Kong."
I never knew adorable orignated
from Hong Kong. Damn them! Always one up on Singapore!
"Jin Lian is a school volleyball player. Athletic, smiley face,
Japanese features like F4 Vanness."
Er, isn't Vanness a
GUY?
"Catherine is youthful n attractive middle aged lady with two kids.
She said thanks to spa treatment)"
Spas now help you make kids
too?
"Gao Ying Ping is an NUS Engineering degree holder. Smart,
beautiful n wise."
And of course we all know how
important wisdom is for a modeling gig.
"Sylvia is a very very good natured, pleasant, sweet girl. She is
kind hearted as a nurse."
But when she is not a nurse, she
will kick your ass.
"Jo is a very handsome Thai boy studying in Singapore. Jo got good
built n handsome face. He trained muscles in gym."
Many muscles credit him for their
better health.
"Louise looks extremely young, kind hearted, cute n adorable. She
is also searching for a soul mate, the special someone. Contact us
to arrange a date with her."
Whether you are looking for
models or soul mates, we have it all under one roof.
"Valerie Tan Hao Ting... Look at her. She is not human."
What??!!! Oh wait, it says "She
is an angel from heaven" after that. Good thing I read to the end
of the sentence.
"Lim Julia goes around the world to study. Smart,intelligence plus
beauty degree holder"
What is a beauty degree
holder?
"Amelia Clarissa... There is only one word to describe this
girl..Super cute n adorable."
Isn't that three
words?
"Lih Ming is so adorable that you wanna squeeze her cheek."
He doesn't say which which
cheek.
"Christabel Law Hui Lin... Oh my gosh Girl!!! Angelic face with
monstrous body!!! Super body with a 22 inches waist!!"
Good only for face commercials.
Unless you are looking for a monstrous bod